"Dont fight the hostess. She is only 7 pounds but you will lose everytime."
"Get the table by the big TV! The waitress is hot! I think her name starts with a J. She gives the best service ;)"
"Cookies n cream with choc spinkles.com"
"Don't play speed here. It's so awesome you will see the sun come up"
"I hear they make $25 a week recycling stoli handles. My flend had pita there yes said ok good no?"