"It’s great when you run into nobody"
"The m60 bus from manhattan is the best way to get here!!! Super fast and cheap"
"Total idiots here, shuffled me into 3 different lines and off my scheduled flight with no compensation. Will NEVER fly United again"
"Better bring your own food...these two fatty's ain't got nothin in the fridge!"
"They towed my car for no reason!! This place sucks!!"