"Music is the Weapon of the Future - Fela Kuti"
"Watch out, this place is a dump."
"Their new hours make this the best late-nite food spot in the North End. Try the Johnny Goodrich pita, even though only a couple staff members know what it is."
"Don't buy anything ever."
"Have fun, but don't steal my stuff."
"If you must drink, please do it in the basement so you don't fall down the stairs:"