"No public restrooms. Try McMenamin's across the street instead."
"Perhaps the best tapas spot I've ever been to."
"Full bar available if you need something stronger!"
"Prepare to be ignored! Walked in, stood right at the bar and the door, and two bartenders completely ignored us. Unacceptable!"
"Delightfully garish with a bizarre clientele."
"Restaurant hack! Order the pretzel lollipops w/cheese fondue and a side of broccoli/mushrooms. Use leftover cheese on the broccoli. Delicious!"