"Would not honor check in special."
"Nice rooms and good breakfast. Just don't expect to stream movies with their wifi."
"Room was nice but wifi was slower than dial up. Gave me a nonsmoking room that obviously had been smoked in. Do not recommend."
"Watch out for the sneaky cop on the north side of the road when coming here from the interstate!"
"Great food, great service! I recommend the Chili Colorado!"