"Best pizza and service in town! Great place for family and friends - always a satisfying meal"
"Keep on driving to downtown Castiglias... Or Vinny's is just down the road on leavells"
"Tonight must be smartass waiter night at outback..."
"How many people does it take to run a pretzel stand? I count 10..."
"Don't let will check in while he's 2 miles away....lammeee"
"Stay out of the pool after 9"