"Come for the food - not for the service."
"Whole fried trout was awesome - we wouldn't let them take away our appetizer bowls and used the remains as a dipping sauce!"
"They pour a good pint of Guinness!"
"Had a Greek wrap and some coconut shrimp - they were adequate. Nice patio in the back though"
"You can now get Weathertech at Performance Improvements"
"If Specialty Carburetor's Carlos & Carlos don't have what you need in one of their giant metal floor-to-ceiling crates full of obscure carb parts - it's time to buy a new carb!"