"Get the El Diablo mortars... upgrade of Black Knights which were an upgrade of the Black Mambas from years back. Your neighbors might get annoyed if they're not real Americans"
"Make sure the lids are tight before you use the salt and pepper."
"When you break your foot they will credit you back your lost time and give you a baggie full of ice."
"Try the Thinny Chips. Baby steps..."
"Kick or throw a ball as hard as you want, this place is huge."
"I paid cash for my pedi and got $2 off."