"Pity party up in hurrr."
"The ATM fee here is ridiculous. But they make really good choc chip cookies. (: and they have a milkshake machine. How could you not dig that?"
"Small, but full of love."
"Don't show up unexpected."
"I love this place. Best baked potatoes ever. (Not that you can screw that up.)"
"Everyone asks you if you need help. Everyone."