"Aside from all the New Yorkers this is a very pleasant little airport."
"I done brought a whole bag of food from the Walmart and they made me throw it out at the gate."
"Men's room is really close to the dining room and has thin walls. Do not fart too loud."
"I've never been sexually assaulted in this area of Waterbury."
"Ask them to check your lymph nodes while you're there."
"Good Tacos, odd bathrooms"