"don't let the bed bugs bite :/"
"don't sit in the back unless you enjoy smelling the bathroom for 9 hours"
"say hello to the mayor, she's super fine"
"slowest Chase line in the city"
"No more roof access:( the fire alarm on the roof door is real btw, don't make the same mistake some people have made"
"good coffee, good baristas. excellent facial hair. try the grilled Swiss cheese with tomato"