"We don't Swim in your Toilet, Please Don't Pee in our Pool."
"Great place for a pit stop. Restrooms are on isle 17 all the way at the back."
"Tell the waitress to give you Everything tonight!"
"Always make sure there is plenty of paper before entering .... ;)"
"Memphis Skins are awesome!"
"If you want supper come right after lunch and order. You may have it by supper time."