"This location doesn't accept the Starbucks app."
"The server forgot our food order, but when it finally arrived the fries were cold. Decent food but expensive for what it is."
"The Eiffel Tower burger! The burger of the week seldom disappoints."
"Nothing to see here folks, move along."
"The Thai Chicken burrito is really tasty, with some serious spiciness!"
"Jalapeño poppers are so tasty!"