"This place is hot as shit. My ticket should at least include some kind of A/C benefits!"
"No tortilla chips. Instead you get tostadas with salsa. Eat up folks!"
"New hire Bill Clay is kinda of a dick!"
"Pork red tamales are the best! Best bakery in town. Been coming here since I was small."
"Not greeted at the front desk, and the receptionist with the glasses by the window is rude."