"Expect something to go wrong with your pharmacy order."
"Why did they start skimping on the queso? Quesadillas are now essentially crispy tortillas. Please start making them good again!"
"I am very fond of Dr. Shah, he is kind and attentive. The only drawback is frequent medical students in tow - all nice but a little too personal."
"It's closed, boarded up. Creepsville."
"It reeks of sushi... Or is that me?"