"Longest pick up line ever."
"Speak slowly or speak spanish."
"Super expensive, but they have most everything. Don't have much of a choice way out here!"
"kamikaze roll is delicious"
"all prices subject to 6% "government tax" whih is only sometimes enforced. Also, credit cards not accepted before 6pm. :("
"order the french toast and a large chai...you won't regret it. plus-there is wifi!"