"Chai latte with soy milk and whip. You'll thank me later."
"This place is amazing! Enjoy the limitless beer and wine selection which is conveniently located next to the world class cheese aisle. Oh, and don't forget to check out the huge candy fantasy section."
"Beware of laser eye dogs."
"Warning: massive amounts of cuteness"
"Zaxby's sauce is an absolute must!"
"Great doctor and amazing staff!"