"The cafeteria is actually not bad here - the short-order cook is awesome - he's been here as long as I can remember and makes great grilled cheese sandwiches! The entire hospital staff is fantastic!!"
"I used to like this place but we are here today and there are ants crawling around on our table and water from the air conditioning vent keeps dripping on us. My tip is go somewhere else!"
"They actually have super yummy breakfasts complete with black and white pudding!"
"Don't accidentally snap your license in half! On the plus side, the person who helped me actually made a joke!"