"Steak bites. You won't be sorry."
"Sells fake fossils. Don't waste your money."
"No buzzer. You've got to call one of us to get in."
"Super slow. I hope your not in a hurry to be anywhere."
"Fire Marshall has shut it down. No one is allowed in, not even staff."
"If the manager isn't in, the service is awful. But the lady at the coffee booth is always awesome."