"Always give grandma a hug. Always. Otherwise you're a monster."
"Make sure you don't meet the monster who sleeps here some mornings."
"The food is great, come before 11:30 or after 1 to avoid the rush."
"Use the downstairs one. The one upstairs is slow, the downstairs one is fast because it's all commuters."
"For a (relatively) inexpensive lunch, try a tomato tart heated up!"