"They always seem so unorganized and your always left waiting to order. They need to pick up their game."
"Hottest girls in town work here. Hottest clothes around too. x"
"Try creamy chicken fettucine with cheese. Upgrade it for a little bit extra with the garlic bread and coke deal. x"
"Holly is nicer than bella."
"Au Haus on a Friday night upstairs.. But only if you're cool enough. x"