"This white borscht is AMAZING!!!"
"This place always smells like trash. Like a straight up garbage dump. What gives?"
"Medieval Play needs cuts. When the best jokes are the characters breaking to sympathize w/audience about how long and dull the show is, ya got problems."
"Anyone else notice that some of the videos on the personal TV things are messed up? Like when it says "Now Playing: Ke$ha" and it's actually Bruce Springsteen?"
"Make sure no one has opened your groceries before you have. Bought a pack that was supposed to come with 10 items, but when I got it home, I discovered it had been opened and only had 4."