"See the Caravaggio works Santa Maria dei Popolo!"
"Try the sweet potato fries! Service and food great on everything!"
"Great savoury pastries and some of the best croissants in London!"
"Good food, great service and locally owned!"
"Be sure to try the local patisserie! Quaintly named "Gregg's" it's sure to please. And the blokes that work there wear facial hair nets - local colour indeed!"
"Get your drinks elsewhere! £50 minimum for cards at bar and crappy selection!"