"Daniel sucks. Remember that."
"My upgrade was also from a king bed to 2 queens which was useless because it was me and my girlfriend - I don't want 2 smaller beds - I want a cleaner nicer cheaper room!"
"Not worth the stay - old, dirty, and overpriced - I paid the same for 2 nights in Vegas in a gorgeous suite and here I had to ask for an upgrade cause I found clumps of hair in my bed - gross"
"Don't fuck with sam - he lives there"