Samira Williams

"If you're running from a masked murderer, don't take the elevator. The doors take years to close, so you'll be taking a ride with your killer if you choose to take it."

"Stop in and say hello! The staff is very warm and welcoming :)"

"Tratorria is really good at times. The pasta is just...yum"

"Sit back, relax, and enjoy the wide-screen television. Hi-def, bitch."

"The main floor is the easiest place to get distracted when you want to, ya know...study and stuff."