"Wifi password 1234567890 as of Jan 2013"
"Song Song is a great host - test out his bar tending skills."
"Ignore Li Song's mayorship, it's been acquired through nefarious check ins..."
"Is v for vampire? Is this a fanger club?"
"Watch the entry way, there's a small inclined step that's easy to fall down on..."
"This place sucks balls, go elsewhere"