"Ice cream pedicure. You need this in your life."
"FYI - no credit cards! The last tip is only the dinner menu - many more options for lunch. The Napoleon is dangerously amazing!"
"Pass on the fried peanuts. They may be the only things that aren't better fried."
"The food is amazing but the service is *incredibly* slow!"
"No fingering, just pretzeling."
"If you come here for lunch and would like some peace and quiet, avoid the blue Mustang with 6 county plates."