"Best lion cut in town. Cat Only days are limited, so call in advance!"
"The karaoke is totally boss."
"This place closed like a year ago, but way to be the mayor of it!"
"The owner (I think) is like a dog food sommolier. She'll tell you what treats go with what food. Two dew claws up!"
"If you're a fan of the free Talking Rain, you have to be fast on the 8th floor. The break room runs out by 9AM."
"Go to this Starbucks in Loehmanns Plaza. Baristas are top notch."