"The food here is more or less inedible -- unseasoned and served cold."
"Everything you'd pass by at a thrift shop or street fair cloaked in the scent of rotting whale."
"Came in at 1:30 PM and they are only serving dinner???"
"Ask for Janet. She does an amazing facial, as well as excellent, painless eyebrow waxing and tinting."
"Cute, well-priced, open 7 days a week, and they even have a pet-sitting service! Love this place."