"The hibachi fried rice is the best I have ever had! Delicious! I love their happy hour prices too!"
"The new whoopie pies are dry. I would try the new Blueberry Struessel ice cream! Delish'! A little on the pricey side as well."
"Don't come here uninvited... It might get awkward... *personal experience*"
"If possible, take Dr. Ghaoui for your chemistry classes. She is an awesome professor and will make anyone go from hating chemistry to at least tolerating the science!"
"Megan the server is wonderful! She is very bright and cheery and very attentive! The food was amazing and the drinks were even better!"
"Ridiculously cool people live here. One may or may not be named Sarah. She was once a pirate, she may have some cutlasses laying around..."