"The mixers are usually flat. My advice: stick to shots."
"Best campus drinking water from water fountains."
"Einstein's mid-morning rush starts around 11, will likely take you a half hour to get a bagel"
"Starbucks is out of whip cream at the moment. I know that can be detrimental to many delicious holiday drinks, so divert to Woodward ASAP"
"Full rack of ribs for $10.99 on Monday!"