"This is my house bitches!!!"
"There is a redbox outside!!"
"Will never go anywhere else"
"This place is awesome!! Very clean and professional. For a limited time they are giving away a free first time wax! Come in the 1st time, get ur underarms free and 50% off a Brazilian!!! Get in here!!"
"Don't sit under the trees if not under an umbrella. Birds man. Lots of birds."