"Whaaaaa. Where's my rice and beans?? I paid $8.50 for 3 mini taco combo (tacos reg $1.50 ea) and LITERALLY one spoon of rice and beans. It was ok. I may be back."
"Best coconut cream martini around!! Orgasm in my mouth!!!"
"Ask for Margaret! She's the best!!"
"This place is worse than the DMV!!"
"Gotta try the dark chocolate! ;)"
"The towels are kinda scratchy!"