"Guy that checked us in was great. Room had a clean bed and clean shower. WiFi code is only good for one device."
"If you're employed here, park in the employee lot, rather than filling up the entire visitor lot. I know you have to walk an extra 8 feet to the building, but we get ticket for parking anywhere else."
"Don't jump! Or lean over very far."
"Cheesecake cupcakes. Do I need to say any more?"
"Highly recommend the braised short ribs and joking around with the staff. :-)"