"It looks as if Saint Patrick left this town as quick as possible."
"A fabulous sunset, accompanied by a couple fruit flies."
"Good old Jackson Browne sang it first."
"Great hotel with great service, even with an error from a third party. Use Priceline or Hotwire to stay for half of the price. Bid between $45-50."
"Great store, make a trip in if you need diesel, petrol, or just to hit the bathrooms."
"Don't forget to grab a jar of Pickled Quail eggs for your ride east through this flat state!"