Liz I.

"No turns into or right turns out of the parking lot onto Glen which helps me bypass 17 completely? Thanks for the stink-eye, Car Dealership Guy, but eff that."

"Approach an employee with a stony, deadpan expression and ask in a monotone voice, "do you have anything to contain my excitement.""

"Good luck actually getting the specials here, no one seems to have any idea what Foursquare is! :/ Even though they have a Foursquare sticker displayed..."

"Your sheets are scratchy. Wash your pillows, there are drool stains on them."

"Hard mode: back row, at night, eyes closed."

"Great secret spot to watch the fireworks!"