"Whaaaaatever. This place is awesome and so are the employees. I give it two thumbs and two big toes uuup!"
"This place is ahhhhhhhhhhsome! ^_^"
"Wednesday's is buy one caulk, get the 2nd caulk 1/2 off!"
"Great hammer selection."
"Try Tony's tube steak, smothered in underwear. Best dinner a unicorn could have! Om nom nom! ^_^"