"This place is awwww-some. Don't overlook the grilled chicken sandwich. It's the bomb yo."
"Best spot in Edinboro. Awesome food, awesome drink specials, AND they play the Sabres games. Win."
"This place kinda sucks. The courses are boring and the arcade eats your tokens!"
"The absolute worst place in the world."
"Beware of the evil cat monster who lurks this house, she loves to nibble on toes!"
"Prepare to wait a really long time."