"Quick service, great pricing, super friendly! I've been coming here for years and I swear by this place. Come once and you'll never go anywhere else again!"
"Where people can steal mayorships of your own house!"
"The vending machines are ALWAYS empty."
"Smokehouse Beef and Cheddar Brisket with Raspberry Coca Cola! NOMALICIOUS!"
"To argue previous tips: there is no such thing as terminal three AND there are vegan options in cnbc by gate 24."
"Free coffee on Christmas day."