"Beware the buffalo chicken wrap...unless of course you're looking for a case of food poisoning."
"Meet the new boss. Same as the old boss. The true mayor welcomes you."
"It will always remain in our hearts. Your rightful mayor says welcome."
"The new mayor welcomes you."
"Before you check-in here, ask yourself, "are you really angry?" If the answer is yes, then welcome to the furnace. If no, keep walking."
"Despite the fact that I'm the mayor, I would highly recommend Scott's Coke Wall. Great ambience...def worth a visit."