"Manicurist cut my cuticle so badly that it bled for twenty minutes. You get what you pay for."
"This place has everything: gun-toting armadillos, cuckoo clocks, hidden Emergency Gin, and human suitcases."
집 (비공개)
· Steamboat Springs, 미국
"At two a.m. on a Friday morning, this may be the gayest McDonald's in the entire world."
"Apparently 'small' shirts are at the bottom of every shirt pile. That's a first."
"Orange chicken, extra chicken. Seriously, they should only make this."