"I beg to differ with Keith O's "mayorship". Tom Reid is the REAL mayor. ;-)"
"I have TERRIFIC in-laws!"
"The fishing here is terrible. You wouldn't like it at all..."
"I love that you can sit outside on the sidewalk in the shade here! And I like their Starbucks. It has some awesome food items!"
"This is my church, where I experience the presence of God EVERY Sunday! Not to mention some awesome folks!!!"