"More captain sweatpants !"
"Flush twice, needs new plumbing"
"Get free wifi by putting money on a gift card...."
"Don't be nervous for your audition"
"Free WiFi but only 1 outlet"
"If you are there at night - ELI is the Server to request...If you would like dessert ask for "Ross's Ass"...It's Whip Cream in a cookie/waffle cone with a cherry on top!"