Scotty Perkins

"Chicken fried steak and eggs are amazing."

"The hotel management here is underpowered, often rude and non-responsive. Do not book here through a third party like Hotwire, you're begging for confusion and conflict."

"The security checkpoint to the left of the Delta counter does not have a barcode scanner. If you don't have a paper boarding pass, use the other checkpoint."

"Ask for Kevin. Great guy who knows his men's clothing."

"Gotta go for the fiery goat cheese and sundried tomato appetizer."

"The chicken salad sandwich was surprisingly good. Give it a try!"