"2 for 1 curries on Tikka Tuesday's; which, if you're a fatty like me, means half price curries!"
"Baguettes are only £1.99 for all of December!"
"Convient for the bus station, if you forget to check your times like an idiot and are stranded there for an hour..."
"You should really take up Jiu-Jitsu..."
"Service is pretty disappointing, but the mela menthe is delicious!"
"Mum's cooking is fantastic!"