"These breakfast burritos are the perfect hangover cure."
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"Food is great, but DON'T CHEW THE DESSERT GUM it tastes 1000 years old"
"We've been waiting an hour, no sign of the bus, I think I might actually freeze to death."
"I used to love this bus but I don't think I'll be taking it anymore. Internet's a joke, outlets don't work, and temperature is all over the place. Take tripperbus!"