"Really great service and cheap prices!"
"Really bad margaritas and terrible service from the short American bartender. A margarita ($6) should not have 5 ingredients."
"Great service, great eggs, and great bottomless mimosas for brunch."
"Get a carafe of sangria and huevos con chorizo. Great any time of the day."
"Stupid door. Nice baristas."
"0123456789 is the new wifi password."