"Early morning service at 0530hrs. Unless Ron is opening"
"Brilliant infant and junior school, big grass play areas and a stones throw from the beach!"
"Brush your teeth, at least twice a day and they won't fall out. Unless you use a brick like me!!! Bring on the crowns"
"Ground Beef please, and a Tomato Garlic Bread. Order and go for a pint in the Tap!"
"Yes, Big Tasty back on!"
"As seen in @Screwedmovie"