"Most consistently good breakfast in town. Simple bacon and eggs, done right."
"For photogs, need an f2.8 of you want some game action with an ISO below 2500. Lighting is OK, but not ideal."
"Caramel Bonanza shake is pretty good inspiration for a workout!"
"I know it's a one bed hotel room... But you should still provide a lock on bathroom doors. I mean, c'mon!"
"Best hot dogs in the IBL!"