"Ignore the lame signs that say "do not push down the meat". What the heck is that crap?"
"The anisette cookies with white frosting and rainbow sprinkles are legendary."
"ZEN BUTTER and Ginger are both awesome!"
"Meat lovers pizza is a tall greasy stack of awesome."
"My life would be meaningless without the yang rou chuan (mutton kebabs) from Feng Mao."
"Best lamb kabobs in the world"